I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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