I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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