he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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