Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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