I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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