Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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