The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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