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I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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