Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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