thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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