It was confusing and full of hummus
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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