what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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