Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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