My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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