Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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