The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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