just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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