God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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