Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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