quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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