i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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