I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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