I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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