i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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