i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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