i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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