I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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