So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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