I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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