I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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