ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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