I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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