If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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