Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
