Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How does one acquire holy water?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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