This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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