They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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