Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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