Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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