I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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