i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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