My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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