Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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