smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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