Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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