i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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