Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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