Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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