I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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