got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We left an ass print on the piano.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Every concussion has its silver lining
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
