sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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