oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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