Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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