we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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