She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
dude. I can hear the air.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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