Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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