Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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