Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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