So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
a search helicopter?!
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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