turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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