I don't think brook has ever known best
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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