i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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